lunes, 24 de noviembre de 2008
GO, GO, GO DANCER WHEELY RISQUé RIDE TURNS ON CITY STREETS
Call him the flesh pedaler.
Biker Andrew Katzander is taking pole dancing to the streets - on the back of his pimped-out pedicab.
The 44-year-old, a landscaper by day, pedals his racy rickshaw while a sexy dancer shimmies up and down a shiny 8-foot metal pole on a neon-lit platform attached to the back of the bike.
The PoleRider, as he calls it, is already stopping traffic. In one case, he said, cops briefly pulled him over in Times Square.
"It's all legal. The cops can't really stop us - I'm riding my bike and she's exercising," he said of flash dancer Marlo Fisken, 25, a pole-dancing teacher.
"I'm not a stripper. Because you have high heels and you're on a pole, it doesn't mean you're doing anything raunchy," she said. "It's fun, and it's a little bit exhibitionist."
Fisken hooked up with Katzander after answering an ad on Craigslist.
Katzander says he got the idea as he biked past the Hustler strip club in Midtown a few months ago. He wants it to become a $300 per hour party gag.
"It was like two and two makes five. It just came to me like that," said the Upper West Sider.
The avid mountain biker says he put his "crazy idea" to the test after he asked a couple of industrial-design pals from Pratt Institute to help him pimp his ride for the Halloween Parade.
The feedback was so overwhelming, he turned it into a business.
At an eye-popping $300 for the first hour (and $200 after that), Katzander hopes his PoleRider will be a hit at bachelor parties.
Coming soon, he's promised a car hitch for hot-to-trot clients, so customers can be pulled behind the pole and "can start partying right away," he said.
viernes, 21 de noviembre de 2008
A 530-POUND MAN IS SELLING A NAKED CALENDAR OF HIMSELF:
It's not uncommon for an attractive, young woman to sell a calendar featuring pictures of herself in various states of undress.
But when an overweight man who still lives with his mother sells a "sexy" calendar with naked pictures of himself . . . well, that's something special.
Enter "Chubby Mikey" . . . a 29-year-old guy from
According to Chubby Mikey, quote, "I feel sexy and attractive so that's the way I act. I don't see why I can't pose for photos like any other male model."
(Daily Telegraph)
(--Do yourself a favor and check out some ridiculous pictures from Mikey's calendar here . . .)
DO YOU WANT TO SEE A VIDEO OF A WORM BEING REMOVED FROM A WOMAN'S BRAIN???
Last August, a woman from
--But when Rosemary went under the knife to have the tumor removed, her doctors didn't find a tumor at all. Instead, they found a WORM that was LIVING IN HER BRAIN.
--The doctors removed the worm and Rosemary is doing fine. (--But what you really want to know is HOW Rosemary got a brain worm in the first place, right?)
(--Well, her doctors say there are TWO ways to get one. The first is by eating undercooked pork. And the second is to eat food that was prepared by someone who didn't wash their hands after using the bathroom. Gross.)
(Fox News)
(--You can check out video of the worm-removal procedure here. The actual operation footage starts at 2:42 . . . but you should know that it's pretty graphic. If you have a weak stomach . . . you might not want to watch.)
domingo, 16 de noviembre de 2008
SECRETS OF THE WHITE HOUSE
Will the Obamas renovate?
The Obamas will have their own decorator of their choosing who will help them personalize the private residence. This area consists of nine rooms. But it's important to keep in mind that the Lincoln Bedroom and the Queen's Room are part of this and they will remain untouched -- except for any necessary restoration, such as peeling wallpaper. Most likely the girls' bedrooms will have to be changed to cater to their young ages.
What if Barack, Michelle or the kids want a midnight snack?
There is a kitchen in the private residence now. Jackie Kennedy had it put in because she felt frustrated that she had to walk down two stories to grab a snack.
What if the First Couple wants to, well, you know. Is there Secret Service standing outside their bedroom door?
The Secret Service keep an eye on the perimeter of the private residence, but privacy is negotiated with each family.
Is there a TV in their bedroom? What about TiVo?
If they want it, they can have it.
Can Malia and Sasha hang up posters of the Jonas Brothers and Hannah Montana?
If they want to, yes.
Do people pick out the President's clothing in the morning?
Clothing is a private concern, although if there is something he should be aware of, such as appropriate attire to meet a Head of State, he has an appointed valet who will help him.
How is the chef picked?
Usually it is someone who is established in the food industry. The Obamas may very well keep the Bush's chef. But if they want a certain specialty of cuisine, they may change the head chef. There is a whole cooking staff who is there to serve at the pleasure of the President.
What if the President is "indisposed" in his bathroom and there's a national emergency?
Someone will knock and let him know he is needed.
Will the Secretary of the Treasury help the girls with their math homework?
If he or she likes the kids then maybe, but it's not like there's a hotline for algebra help.
Could the girls have a slumber part if they want?
Actually Margaret Truman had a slumber party in the Lincoln Bedroom once. The shape is perfect because it's a long room, so all the girls had their sleeping bags lined up perfectly.
Can they order a pizza?
It's not like they can call up and have the delivery person show up at the door 30 minutes later. Every restaurant they eat at and all food that comes in must be examined for security reasons. But, if they planned ahead, of course.
Does the First Lady really pick new china?
She only picks new china if there is too much wear and tear of the older sets. There is no Clinton or Bush china. Nancy Reagan was the last person to pick china in the White House and she was highly criticized for it.
Is there some inside scoop on past First Ladies?
Hillary Clinton once held a scavenger hunt in the White House for Chelsea's birthday.
... Jackie Kennedy cried when she saw how run down the White House was when she arrived. The carpets were worn, the floors were a mess and the curtains were ripped. She's the one who hired a curator and demanded it be treated as a museum.
... Nancy Reagan routinely asked the kitchen staff to take photos of plated food so she could make sure it looked right before serving it at social events.
... On the Nixon's first night, Pat wanted cottage cheese, but the kitchen hadn't anticipated the First Lady may be watching her weight so there was none.
What exactly does the First Lady do?
She does not get paid although she does have an office and a staff, and generally supports a specific cause or charity. Although traditional obligations are to manage the social life of the White House, Hillary Clinton really expanded the roll by having an office in the West Wing.
What First Family do you think The Obamas will be like?
The Kennedys. They are a family with young kids and a sense of history.
martes, 4 de noviembre de 2008
Pictured: The forty-something ex-Bunny Girl who has spent half a million pounds having 100 cosmetic surgery operations to turn herself into a real-lif
The 49-year-old housewife and beautician from St Neots, in Cambridgeshire has spent £539,500 transforming herself - breaking the world record previously held by American Cindy Jackson.
Come on Barbie, let's go party: Sarah Burge has spent half a million pounds perfecting her face and body
The mother-of-three has undergone more than 100 surgical and cosmetic treatments. Her passion for going under the knife having started after she had reconstruction surgery to her face after being beaten up and left for dead.
The half-million pound costs include: £32,000 have her whole face lasered to remove a layer of skin to give it a more youthful look; £26,500 on perfecting her bust - including having it reduced and the nipples moved; £30,000 keeping her jawline firm; nearly £15,000 on her tummy; and £14,000 on keeping her bottom pert.
She has become a walking advert for the surgeons who carried out work on her - sometimes they've even carried out procedures free.
When she married husband Tony three years ago, she dressed as a Barbie bridge in a pink gown and veil
Sarah said: 'It's addictive - you find yourself wondering what you can have done next? It's not that I'm unhappy with the way I look - I've always been confident about my appearance.
'That's why I want to keep my body and face as they are. All the work I've had done has been to stop the ageing process.' Blank canvas: Sarah, aged 14
Second place: Cindy Jackson held the world record for having had the most cosmetic surgery until she was trounced by SarahExpertos dudan del volumen de las reservas petroleras en aguas de la Isla
Expertos de la industria del petróleo tomaron nota del anuncio cubano de que las reservas marítimas de la Isla podrían contener más de 20.000 millones de barriles, pero dijeron que hace falta una verificación independiente, informó Reuters.
Los analistas dicen que Cuba tiene excelentes geólogos, pero quisieran ver sus hallazgos confirmados por especialistas que no tengan intereses en el futuro petrolero de la Isla.
Unas reservas potenciales de 20.000 millones de barriles o más situarían en las grandes ligas de los productores mundiales de petróleo a Cuba, que hoy importa más de la mitad de los recursos que necesita para cubrir sus necesidades energéticas.
La Isla, que trabaja junto a socios extranjeros, produce actualmente 60.000 barriles de petróleo al día, provenientes de sus plataformas en tierra firme, según ha informado el director de producción de la estatal CubaPetróleo (Cupet), Rafael Tenreyro-Pérez.
El mundo petrolero generalmente ha asumido que las reservas mar adentro de Cuba, en su mayoría ubicadas en el Golfo de México, podrían contener cerca de 5.000 millones de barriles de petróleo y 10 billones de pies cúbicos de gas natural, de acuerdo a un estudio de la Inspección Geológica de Estados Unidos.
La Inspección dijo que esas cifras son el promedio de estimaciones que no superan los 9.000 millones de barriles de petróleo y los 21 billones de pies cúbicos de gas natural.
Pero Tenreyro-Pérez dijo que el potencial de petróleo cubano era mucho más grande.
Refiriéndose sólo al cinturón petrolero del norte de la Isla, el funcionario afirmó el 16 de octubre: "Este cinturón ya tiene recursos calculados, no hipotéticos, por más de 20.000, exactamente 21.000 millones de barriles".
"(Estas) son las reservas. Eso podría multiplicarse varias veces", agregó Tenreyro-Pérez.
La geología del cinturón petrolero se extiende una cuenca más al norte, donde estructuras mucho más grandes podrían contener más reservas, según explicó el funcionario.
"El efecto del cinturón se refleja en esta zona en la presencia de estructuras enormes (...) enormes. Aquí estamos hablando de estructuras de 80, 100 y 120 kilómetros cuadrados. Por lo tanto, las reservas se multiplican prácticamente varias veces y los recursos también", señaló.
Sin embargo, el experto en petróleo cubano Jorge Piñón, de la University of Miami, dijo que hay espacio para la duda, debido a que Cuba está basando sus anuncios en comparaciones con otras formaciones geológicas del mundo, no en datos provenientes de pozos ya explotados.
"¿De dónde viene la información? La cifra es muy inverosímil", declaró Piñón. "Debo ponerla en duda debido a la metodología usada", agregó.
"Cupet no es una fuente independiente. Eso es como si Exxon o cualquier otra empresa vendiendo su propio producto. Tienes que tener una fuente independiente que vaya y lo evalúe", dijo.
Un consorcio liderado por la petrolera española Repsol-YPF hizo en el pasado las únicas pruebas de exploración en aguas cubanas.
Tenreyro-Pérez dijo que Repsol-YPF planea perforar otro pozo a mediados de 2009 y que, si todo sale como se espera, la producción en línea comenzaría en tres o cuatro años.
Chistopher Schenk, que dirigió el estudio de la Inspección Geológica de Estados Unidos sobre el petróleo cubano, dijo que los geólogos de la Isla son "realmente buenos" y que sus estimados podrían ser correctos, pero que "le gustaría ver cómo los hicieron".
Tenreyro-Pérez afirmó que el cálculo cubano es mayor que el de Estados Unidos porque los expertos de la Isla tienen "más datos".
Pero Schenk dijo que el embargo comercial de Estados Unidos contra Cuba impide la investigación.
"Ni siquiera puedo enviar un mensaje de correo electrónico" a la Isla, dijo Schenk.
Jonathan Benjamin-Alvarado, otro experto en petróleo cubano en la University of Nebraska, dijo que confía en que los cálculos cubanos son "legítimos", pero añadió que "deben ser verificados".