martes, 19 de febrero de 2008

THE NEWEST CRAZE SWEEPING THE IVORY COAST IS . . . HAVING AN ENORMOUS BUTT???

In the U.S., we're so obsessed with being skinny that we're literally starving ourselves to be attractive. And I . . . for one . . . am sick of it.

--That's why congratulations go out to the Ivory Coast (--which is a country in West Africa) and its newest dance craze . . . the Bobaraba . . . for celebrating ladies with LARGE BACKSIDES.

--The Bobaraba dance . . . which translates to "big bottom" . . . was inspired by a hit song by DJ Mix and DJ Eloh (--who are musicians in the Ivory Coast).

--DJ Mix says the song . . . which is also titled "Bobaraba" . . . was recorded as a tribute to big, beautiful butts and the African women who are, quote, "defined by the shape of their bottoms."

--And in the Ivory Coast, big butts are such THE THING, women have even begun taking black market supplements which are supposed to enlarge their rears.

--The bottom enhancers . . . which come in liquid or cream form . . . are marked with labels claiming to be "Vitamin

--And even though there's no description about HOW the Vitamin B12 works . . . or even any scientific evidence that it will make your butt bigger if you take it . . . ladies are lining up to get their hands on the stuff.

--Kady Meite . . . who is a dancer on tour with DJ Mix and DJ Eloh . . . says, quote, "There are women today with large bottoms who are embarrassed, so [the bobaraba] is to say don't be ashamed, be comfortable."


(--Amen, Kady. Amen.) (BBC)

(--Check out the official "Bobaraba" video featuring DJ Mix, DJ Eloh and a bunch of some of the finest, biggest backsides the Ivory Coast has to offer . . .)

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