The Luis Jimenez Show

A SOCCER PLAYER NAMED RONALDO . . . WHO'S PRETTY FAMOUS EVERYWHERE BUT THE U.S. . . . PICKED UP THREE TRANNY HOOKERS:

If you're a soccer fan, you might know who RONALDO is. But for the majority of Americans who have no idea . . . allow me to fill you in.

--Ronaldo's a 31-year-old Brazilian soccer player. He's won the World Cup twice with the Brazilian national team (in '94 and '02) and he plays professionally for an Italian club called A.C. Milan. He's actually pretty famous worldwide.

--Anyway, on Sunday night, Ronaldo was out at a nightclub in Rio de Janeiro, Brazil, when he decided he was in the mood for a little group loving . . . so he picked up three compensated dates and headed off to a nearby hotel.

--But when Ronaldo and his escorts got to the hotel, Ronaldo learned that his three lovely ladies . . . weren't ladies AT ALL. They were DELICIOUS TRANNIES!

--Ronaldo freaked out and told the transvestites he wanted nothing to do with them. He offered them each $600 to leave, and two of the "ladies" took the deal. But the third said that unless she got $30,000, she was going to tell the media Ronaldo was into he-shes.

--Ronaldo got upset, and . . . while the details are a little sketchy . . . there was an altercation and the police were called in.

--While being interviewed by the cops, Ronaldo admitted to picking up the prostitutes for group relations . . . but he claims he didn't know the call girls were actually dudes until they got to the hotel.

--Apparently, prostitution isn't illegal in Brazil . . . and Ronaldo hasn't been charged with anything.