viernes, 23 de mayo de 2008


A GUY ADMITS TO HAVING SEX WITH OVER 1,000 CARS:

Your garage has probably become a place to store junk. But after hearing this, you may want to clear it out and hide your car immediately.

--That's because 57-year-old Edward Smith of Washington state admits that he's had sex with over 1,000 cars.

--Let me make sure you got that . . . this guy has introduced his male member to over 1,000 automobiles. Most of the cars Ed molested belonged to showrooms or strangers. So Ed is having sex with other people's cars . . . and they don't know it.

--Ed is what you call a mechaphile . . . which means he's sexually attracted to machines instead of women. Ed says he's been this way ever since the Corvette Stingray came out when he was 13 . . . even though he didn't have sex with a car until he was 15.

--There's not a lot of information on mechaphilia . . . so we're not exactly sure what piece of the car Ed inserts his manhood into. We know he's had backdoor relations with a car by lubing up the tailpipe . . . but it's not clear what Ed considers the car's vagina.

--We also know that he likes to violate cars in public by kissing and licking the exterior . . . as well as inserting his fingers into the tailpipe.

--Even though Ed is most attracted to cars . . . he says his most intense sexual experience was making love to the helicopter from the TV show "Airwolf".

--These days, Ed's pretty much settled down with his new girlfriend . . . a white Volkswagon Beetle named Vanilla.


lunes, 19 de mayo de 2008

Oscar Pistorius, a double-amputee sprinter
who's trying out for South Africa's Olympic team




viernes, 16 de mayo de 2008

Robotic suit could usher in super soldier era http://www.breitbart.com/partner.php?source=ap
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By MARK JEWELL
AP Business Writer
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Robotic Exoskeleton Turns Grunts Into Super Soldiers


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Rex Jameson bikes and swims regularly, and plays tennis and skis when time allows. But the 5-foot-11, 180-pound software engineer is lucky if he presses 200 pounds—that is, until he steps into an "exoskeleton" of aluminum and electronics that multiplies his strength and endurance as many as 20 times. With the outfit's claw-like metal hand extensions, he gripped a weight set's bar at a recent demonstration and knocked off hundreds of repetitions. Once, he did 500.

"Everyone gets bored much more quickly than I get tired," Jameson said.

Jameson—who works for robotics firm Sarcos Inc. in Salt Lake City, which is under contract with the U.S. Army—is helping assess the 150-pound suit's viability for the soldiers of tomorrow. The suit works by sensing every movement the wearer makes and almost instantly amplifying it.

The Army believes soldiers may someday wear the suits in combat, but it's focusing for now on applications such as loading cargo or repairing heavy equipment. Sarcos is developing the technology under a two-year contract worth up to $10 million, and the Army plans initial field tests next year.

Before the technology can become practical, the developers must overcome cost barriers and extend the suit's battery life. Jameson was tethered to power cords during his demonstration because the current battery lasts just 30 minutes.

But the technology already offers evidence that robotics can amplify human muscle power in reality—not just in the realm of comic books and movies like the recently debuted "Iron Man," about a wealthy weapons designer who builds a high-tech suit to battle bad guys.

"Everybody likes the idea of being a superhero, and this is all about expanding the capabilities of a human," said Stephen Jacobsen, chief designer of the Sarcos suit.

The Army's exoskeleton research dates to 1995, but has yet to yield practical suits. Sarcos' technology sufficiently impressed Raytheon Co., however, that the Waltham, Mass.-based defense contractor bought Sarcos' robotics business last November. Sarcos also has developed robotic dinosaurs for a Universal Studios' "Jurassic Park" theme park ride.

Jack Obusek, a former colonel now with the Army's Soldier Research Development and Engineering Center in the Boston suburb of Natick, foresees robot-suited soldiers unloading heavy ammunition boxes from helicopters, lugging hundreds of pounds of gear over rough terrain or even relying on the suit's strength-enhancing capabilities to make repairs to tanks that break down in inconvenient locations.

Sarcos' Jacobsen envisions factory workers someday using the technology to perform manual labor more easily, and firefighters more quickly carrying heavy gear up stairwells of burning buildings. Disabled people also may find uses for the technology, he said.

"We see the value being realized when these suits can be built in great numbers for both military and commercial uses, and they start coming down in cost to within the range of the price of a small car," said Jacobsen. He declined to estimate how much the suit might cost in mass production.

But cost isn't the only obstacle. For example, developers eventually hope to lengthen the suit's backpack battery's life and tinker with the suit's design to use less energy. Meanwhile, the suit can draw power from a generator, a tank or helicopter. And there are gas engines that, while noisy, small enough to fit into the suit's backpack.

"The power issue is probably the No. 1 challenge standing in the way of getting this thing in the field," Obusek said.

But he said Sarcos appears to have overcome the key challenge of pairing super-fast microprocessors with sensors that detect movements by the body's joints and transmit data about them to the suit's internal computer.

Much as the brain sends signals to tendons to get muscles to move, the computer sends instructions to hydraulic valves. The valves mimic tendons by driving the suit's mechanical limbs, replicating and amplifying the wearer's movements almost instantly.

"With all the previous attempts at this technology, there has been a slight lag time between the intent of the human, and the actual movement of the machine," Obusek said.

In the demonstration, the bulky suit slowed Jameson a bit, but he could move almost normally. When a soccer ball was thrown at him, he bounced it back off his helmeted head. He repeatedly struck a punching bag and, slowly but surely, he climbed stairs in the suit's clunky aluminum boots, which made him look like a Frankenstein monster.

"It feels less agile than it is," Jameson said. "Because of the way the control laws work, it's ever so slightly slower than I am. And because we are so in tune with our bodies' responses, this tiny delay initially made me tense."

Now, he's used to it.

"I can regain my balance naturally after stumbling—something I discovered completely by accident."

Learning was easy, he said.

"It takes no special training, beyond learning to relax and trust the robot," he said.

YOU CAN VISIT A MUSEUM THAT SHOWCASES 261 KINDS OF MALE JUNK:

If you're tired of boring museums full of dinosaur bones and mummies . . . how 'bout a museum dedicated to nothing but male genitals?

--It's called the Icelandic Phallological Museum . . . and it houses 261 types of the male member from over 90 different species of animal.

--The largest specimen in the museum belongs to a sperm whale. It's five and a half feet long and weights 154 pounds. The smallest male member is a hamster's. It's only 2 millimeters and you have to look through a magnifying glass to see it.

--Now, I know what you're thinking . . . are their human wangs on display? Not yet . . . but four men have offered to donate their dongs when they die.

(Yahoo News)

(--Here's the official website of the museum . . .)

(--Just to make you feel inadequate, we'd like to remind you that RASPUTIN'S ELEVEN-INCH Johnson is sitting in a Russian museum. Here's the link . . .)

http://www.phallus.is/

jueves, 15 de mayo de 2008

martes, 13 de mayo de 2008


My Guinness World Record!

That's right guys, you're looking at the winner of
the Guinness world record in the category of
"World's Largest Augmented Breasts"

When I first contacted Guinness about applying for the world record back
in August of '03 they told me that they were sorry but they didn't have
a category for implanted breasts. I thought that was the end of it, but
to my surprise they contacted me in January to let me know they'd taken
my suggestion and created the category, and wanted to know if I was still
interested. You know me, of course I was!

They sent me all the application forms and all the documentation
requirements (there are a lot!) and off I went to get measured. The
first place I went took one look at me and said it was beyond them
and they couldn't help me, but then I found the great lingerie store
called Giggle's. The people there were more than happy to lend a
hand and provided me with a professional measurement. They were
truly awesome and very nice to me, so if you're ever in the Sarasota
area please stop in and check them out!


(The funny thing is that when I was a house dancer, my stage name was Giggles.)


The wonderful staff at Giggles

After gathering everything I needed, I submitted it to Guinness and
then had to sit and wait to find out what was going to happen. They
finally let me know that I had won the record! They sent me
my official certificate and the rest you know! I know I won't hold the record
forever but I'm happy that I helped to create the category for me and
the other girls that will follow in the future. I guess I've made my mark
in history but not the way I expected to, that's for sure.

Lots of Love,
Maxi

12-year-old Nick Santonastasso, who
was born without legs and only one arm and one finger












lunes, 5 de mayo de 2008

Daisy Fuentes topless, with her
boyfriend's head buried in her chest