NOW YOU CAN BUY HIGH HEELS . . . FOR YOUR TODDLER???

Are you worried that you haven't started objectifying your daughter by dressing her up like a prostitute-in-training at an early enough age? (???)

--Well, don't worry, because now you can buy a pair of high heel shoes . . . for your toddler. Seriously.

--A company called Heelarious has released a line of, quote, "High Heel Crib Shoes" for babies up to SIX MONTHS old. According to the website, you can buy the stiletto pumps in hot pink, black or leopard print

(--Check out some pictures of this nonsense here . . .)

(--And if for some reason you really want these things, you can pick up a pair for $35 here . . .)

http://www.heelarious.com/